I can't help it---these sort of things are ALWAYS funny--especially when they happen on live television.
A college basketball announcer named James Bates was doing a segment at half-court before Xavier's game against the University of Dayton on Saturday. And in the middle of his report, the wooden barstool he was sitting on collapsed.
He tried to make a joke about it, but it didn't really land with his co-anchor. He stood up and said, quote, "A big-time rivalry . . . not a big-time stool."
How about that for a choice of words?....





